I have to go!!! Four people, one bathroom, and a stack of magazines– for the love of all that’s good in the world, don’t ever create this combination!

I realize now that The Brady Bunch was implausable at the very root. There is no way six people could share one bathroom… ever. End of story, no argument. This was a basic failure in plot point that the writers did not address.

It’s free! I’m free! Bye!